Lazy NO Cure

21/12/2008

我很久没有更新吗??? 人家懒惰嘛... 不过懒也没错嘛....

做个懒人, 也要做个成功的懒人...

什么才是懒人的成功之道呢??? ngek ngek ngek....

大家有没有想过, 为什么那么多那么勤劳、那么聪明的人， 都没有成功呢？？

为什么爱迪生说： “天才是99% 的汗水加 1% 的灵感” 呢？？
因为他懒惰去想他成功的真正原因， 所以随便编了句话来忽弄大家、误导我们。。。

不相信？？ 再来几个例子吧！

世界首富， Bill Gates, 因为懒惰读书所以去做程序员； 因为懒惰去记复杂的 dos 命令， 就编了个不知道什么东西，（我懒得记。。。）结果他成了世界首富。。。

世界出名的 Coca Cola, 他的老板不懒吗？ 中国有历史悠久的茶， 巴西有香味浓郁的咖啡， 他都不用， 懒惰到只用糖精加凉水和 CO2， 装瓶就卖。。。结果全世界都有人在喝这液体。。。成功了吧？？

世界著名球星， 罗纳尔多， 在球场连运动都懒， 只站在人家的龙门前， 球砸到来时就踢一脚， 酱就成了世界身价最高的球员了。。。

世界最出名最厉害的企业就是 Mac Donald 了。。 老板更加懒惰。。。 懒到不学法国餐的精美、懒到不掌握中餐的复杂， 懒到只是弄两块面包夹着牛肉/鸡肉就卖。。。 结果全世界看到 M 都知道是 Mc Donald 的 logo 。。。

全世界都知道的 Pizza Hut, 他老板也没有勤劳到哪里去。。 馅料都不塞进馅饼里， 懒到直接撒在上面就烤， 却也卖得好、卖得贵。。。

除了这些例子， 还有其他聪明的懒人， 也是我们这些标准懒人的恩人、救星！！

懒的爬楼梯， 就发明电梯。

懒得走路， 就发明汽车、火车、飞机。

懒得每次一个一个算， 就发明数学公式。

懒得去听音乐会、演唱会， 就发明 CD VCD DVD。

懒得出去买翻版唱片， 就发明 internet 让我们在家 download。。。

更厉害的， 懒得一个一个杀人， 就发明原子弹。。。

当然还有例子， 不过我也懒得想、懒得写了。。。

不过没有了这些懒人， 我们会在什么环境呢？？ 我也懒得去想了。。。


有人说： 生命在与运动， 但是你见过哪个运动员长寿了？？ 最长寿的都是连肉都懒得吃的和尚嘛。。。

每天上班， 最早上班最迟走的， 薪水是不是最低？？ 迟到早退、没事发呆的， 是不是薪水最高的？？

人是这样， 动物也是这样。。

最长寿的动物是什么？？ 就是躺在那边、动都不动的乌龟！！！

乌龟那么懒， 连跑都不能跑， 可是龟兔赛跑， 是谁赢了呢？？

牛勤劳了吧？ 最后不是让人挤它的奶就是宰了他来吃。。。

熊猫呢？ 什么都不用做， 每天都坐在那边啃竹， 人们却称它为 “国宝”。。。

所以呢， 我们的国家就是靠这些懒人支持。。 世界就是靠这些懒人才会进步、才会精彩。。。 所以知道成功之道了吧？？

不过懒不能傻傻地懒， 要懒得聪明、懒得精明、懒得有境界、懒出个风格来！！！

所以知道为什么我那么懒了吧？？？



当然， 这么有哲学的话，我又怎么想得出来呢？？ 又怎么会那么勤劳去想呢？？ 当然是抄的啦！！ 我是很诚实的。。。 哈哈， 纯粹是要更新一下我的 blog, 再加上刚好看到那么一封 email, 就顺便写下来咯！！ 哈哈！！




~jj~

17/11/2008

On the night before i come back to Malaysia, we decided to have a farewell party, that's what we told Michelle. Ngek ngek ngek~~

So in the end, we bought a cake and cheated Michelle that it's for Samantha's brother-in-law. Hahahaha, as smart as ah pre, but she really believed that the cake was not for her. She never thought that we will celebrate her birthday in advance for her!!

We went to a Korean BBQ Restaurant in Chinatown for dinner. The shop is quite nice with both korean and japanese food.

If u are not hungry and have the patience to wait for the raw/marinated raw meat to be 烤, then you have a few choices, eg: marinated sweet and sour chicken/pork, 三层肉, cow's tougue....

If you are hungry and can't wait to have some ready made food, you can try the Sushi, some side dish like Kimchi, fried potatoes, Korean fried 年糕 and some delicious fried noodles (i don't know what can i called it besides noodle, 冬粉?? )

Anw, the food is quite delicious in overall and we were quite satisfied with it!!!
Just see how many plates we had:

After everyone almost full, we requested the 老板娘 to help us lit candles on the cake and bring it out. We sang Birthday Song when the cake is there but Michelle was still so blur.. When we sang her name out, she said: "Har? Today not my birthday wo!!"
Everyone almost laughed until fainted... Ah pre is so so cute~~~

She only believed until we explained that we celebrated her birthday in advance because we could not on her birthday.








Let's have some group photos!



Happy happy celebrating, then go home and then keep on packing n packing until midnight.


18/11/2008

Morning 4am, I packed everthing and finally leave the room empty...

Finally, after so many days of packing, I'm heading to airport and departing from Gold Coast back to my beloved home, MALAYSIA!!!

Hereby
Thank you Iz and Wei jien for helping me to move my things.
Thank you Siu mou, Kev and Fred for offering your help to me!
Thank you my friends in UQ that give me a nice and happy 1st year in Australia!!!

I will miss u guys!! C u!! Take k!!


~jj~

I am very very very very angry and 懊恼!!!!

For your information, I'm back to Ipoh, Malaysia!!! I should be very happy and enjoying myself, right??

until yesterday night when I realised I received an email from the Vacating and Inspection Manager saying that I ABSCONDED my room in Australia!!!!

#^$&%!@^&$%^&*#^&@^*(%@!#

If u don't know what is absconded, nvm, no need checked the dictionary..

abscond (v) to leave somewhere suddenly without permission because you want to escape, or because you have stolen something (from Cambridge Learner's Dictionary)

absconded to leave quickly and secretly and hide oneself, often to avoid arrest or prosecution. (from Dictionary.com)


顶他的肺!!! 他妈的!! 我还有一连串的骂人的话, 但念在这是我的 blog, a public blog, 所以全部删掉!!!

真的气到我要死了!!! 拜托, 我可是奉公守法, 准时给租金的好租客, 好不好??
天知道好心的我, 只是很好心地借了我的房间给 kin fei 和他的家人而已吗!!! 有错吗???
好心没好报啊!!!!! 为什么会有这样一来的事情发生在我身上啊????

好, 话说我在18号就已经回来我亲爱的家, 过着犹如猪那样享受地生活~~~直到．．．．

昨天晚上，我受到辉的 SMS 说他们发现房间里多了一封信， 信里说限他们在明天10点以前把所有的东西都搬走！ 再来，

我发现我澳洲房间的 agent 竟然 email 我说我逃离我的房间，　并发现我的房间有一些不应该有的人在住着。　对啦，　是有人在住，但也不用说我潜逃嘛！！！ 天知道我听了多生气！！ 气炸了！

我什么时候潜逃啦？？？ 我没给租金吗？？ 170澳币一星期耶！！！ 不便宜好不好？？？？

我非常生气地回答他的 email 之后， 决定说辉是我的 cousin, 看能不能有通融， 而辉第二天也会打电话给那 manager。。。 好， 我等~~

谁知~~~

他们竟然恐吓辉一家说， 要是他们10 点来到， 看到东西就丢， 看到人就报警！！！ 我简直就气翻了！！ 好像说有人想他们 office 接到报告， 说我已经走了， 然后有不知名的人搬了进来。。 结果呢， 人家一家必须搬走。。

事情还没有完。。。。

那个王八蛋说因为辉没有留下钥匙， 结果为了防止他们再回来， 他们必须换掉我的锁头！！！ 他天真地以为这样就可以解决问题吗？？？ 他有没有想过， 我回去的话， 怎么进房间啊？？ 气死我了！！！

到最后怀疑是我那漂亮的英国同屋做的。。。 难道漂亮的女人都有着恶毒的心肠???? 哎~~ 难怪我那么善良~~

好吧! 你不仁, 我不义!
既然你害到我们 ' 鸡毛鸭血', 我就让你也尝尝苦头!!!
既然那可恶的 agent 说要把所有的东西都那走, 好!!!! 那我就把 internet modem 给拿走! 看你怎么上网!!

muahahahaha!!!

在此向 kin fei 和黄老师一家, 说声对不起啦!!!
and thanks to kev and ernest!!!


** 纯粹要发发牢骚而已啦~~


~jj~

15/11/08

话说认识我的人应该都知道我的方向感有问题, 是非常有问题。 为了将来朋友们的安全， 我只好说其实到现在， 我连 Brisbane city 的路都还认不清~~~~ 这是众所周知的事情了！ 但是却有一位不知死活的朋友来找我并要我带路边--> 那就是 Mr. Wong Choon Seng.

为了这位不怕死的朋友，也为了我们两人的安全， 在他来之前， 我早早就问明路线， 画好地图了！！ 聪明吧？？

为什么开头是华文呢？ 因为大美女说英文她看不懂， 看我的 blog 是跳了又跳， 最后什么都没看到。。 所以为了她， 这里加了一段华文再加几张靓仔照~~ 嘻嘻!


话说俊成先生在晚上8点终于抵达 Brisbane city!!! 虽然我差点就走错路， 但还是安全地到 Central Train Station... 当然也能安全无误地带他到晚餐的地方。。

过后就随便走走， 顺便走失。。 没有没有， 我是说顺便走下city 啦！！ 就那么刚好在我似乎走错路时， 给我们看到这栋梁Musuem of Brisbane。



After few hours, no i mean few minutes, of 冤枉路, aiya, no la, let him walk around city mah! We finally reached Brisbane Square!



We went to Casino to have a look. First time went to Casino and I was like so blur.. Everyone is enjoying themselves playing those machines and games but I don't know what are those at all! except some common Blackjack table games i guess.

After the Casino trip, it's too late to catch the last Citycat, so we just have a walk along Southbank waiting for night link bus. Fortunately, the Wheel of Brisbane still operating. We were lucky enough to get the last mid-night ride.


We had a walk after the Wheel and brought Choon Seng around Southbank to the man-made beach and to some other places, just simply walk around until we caught the 1st night link bus.
Since the next day had to go Movie World, we actually slept after reaching home, though it's late enough! I had to crawl out from my warm and comfortable bed after ONLY 5hours or less of sleep... so cham~~ T_T







We were all wet after the ride.... Due to the rainy weather, the guests can't even take the Lethal Weapon ride~~

However this had nothing to do with Siu Mou and me, because we went to walk around those shops and buy some souvenirs. I did not have the opportunity to walk around in the previous trip as we were too busy trying all those rides.


While we were walking around, we realised the Warner Bro's Kids' World!!! It's so cute with all those kids' rides!





What we missed the last time was shows!!!! So we would not anymore!!



The Furry Fab Four Show
by Taz, Bugs Bunny, Daffy and Slyvester





The very 有型 Batman Show









Although we had divided to the shopping group, which only consist of me and siu mou, and the rides' group, we did took some group pictures!





Since it's raining, we decided to leave early and proceed to Surfers Paradise to have a look! and i was super super regretted that i brought along a cacat umbrella with me!!!!

It was soooo 狼狈!! The wind was so strong and the rain was pouring down heavily.. i was so wet~~



天气是风雨交加, 雷电闪闪.......
所以在全身湿透后, 我们终于回家了!!! (其实也没有走很久, 不过一下下而已....)
谁知在这种天气的情况下, 我还不能顺利回家.. 本来是算好火车的时间, 然后到达火车站是只需等几分钟, 怎么知道火车竟然有 "technical problem & delay 20minutes"!!!!! 气死人!!!!!


累哦!! 回去之后还要努力收拾行李~~~ 可怜哦~~~~ T_T


* BATMAN 真的很有型!!!!!


~jj~